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Now, I've never really found a use for cheesy pick-up lines. In fact, I don't use them at all. I think the best way to go is to be your witty, charming self. Starting a conversation and leading it is always a good step towards landing yourself in the good graces of the beautiful woman you've been eyeing ever since she entered the room. Be honest, be (or at least, SEEM) genuinely interested, and smile easily. Should work any day of the week.

But if really, really, REALLY can't help but try to seem macho and unoriginal, then try the link above. Just don't say that I didn't warn you. You'll probably get slapped in the face, or kicked in the balls if you're really that lucky -- but don't ask yourself why. You deserved it. Smart-ass.

If you're having trouble clicking on the link, paste the address below in your browser.
http://linesthataregood.com/

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